Phoebe Buffay’s Best Quotes in the TV series “Friends” Will Get You a Laugh!
Without a doubt, Phoebe Buffet is a the most eccentric character from the cult comedy series “Friends.” Everybody fell in love with the character played by Lisa Kudrow for her irresistible madness and a big heart. She behaves childish, innocent and everyone in the group considered her as a”weirdo”, but this just makes her cute and extraordinary. Read the following well-known lines from Phoebe that will cheer you up and get you smile.
Joey: Well, did you tell him how you feel?
Phoebe: Yes. But not loud.
New York City has no power,
and the milk is getting sour.
But to me it is not scary,
’cause I stay away from dairy
Joey: Hey Phoebe, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I do not want to.
Phoebe: If you want to receive e-mails to keep up with my upcoming performances, then please give me money to buy a computer.
Luisa: Okay, are you aware that illegal possession of an exotic animal is punishable by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?
Phoebe: Oh my God, they will put that poor animal in jail?
Phoebe: Oh, look what we could have just forgotten.
Monica: No, it’s not mine.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Oh, look what we could have taken.
Phoebe: Oh, this week I have the best karma.
Ross: Yeah? What about the postman on a bicycle that you hit?
Phoebe: Oh, but I did not talk about his karma.
Phoebe: Oh, oh, but you know, you often see those beautiful women with those ugly men. You can be one of those men.
Monica: And did he kiss you?
Phoebe: Monica, I’m a lady, I do not kiss and then talk about here and there. But this hickey speaks for itself.
Precious: are you guys now and ok and back together again?
Phoebe: Okay … Susie, can I call you Susie?
Precious: My name is Precious.
Phoebe: Yeah, but I cannot pronounce it.
Joey: Casting Director does not speak with friends! She speaks to agents only!
Phoebe: She certainly leads a sad and meaningless life.
Phoebe: I’m always right about these things.
Rachel: No, you’re not. Last week you thought Ross is trying to kill you.
Phoebe: Sorry, but I find it hard to believe that someone tells a dull story just to tell it.